beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via asking-brides-andmen-toatl)

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

(via mio-per-sempre)

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via pizza)

Timestamp: 1398349703

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via pizza)

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

(via mio-per-sempre)

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

image

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e-rer-i:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

it was

(via youremyonlystrength)

Timestamp: 1398349482

e-rer-i:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

it was

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epic-humor:

emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

(Source: emtothethird, via pizza)

Timestamp: 1398349383

epic-humor:

emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

(Source: emtothethird, via pizza)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via hawthorneonfire)

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via katskiddensspoons)

euo:

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

(via katskiddensspoons)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via metropolitancannibal)

Whenever there is drama on my dash I send out waves of gratitude into the universe that I am not part of it and never will be.