Good gender neutral baby names:
- Unit 00
- Unit 01
- Unit 02
Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
im in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while i kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ mood
I can hear Coachella from my house
that’s nice I can hear voices from hell
i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear
funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens
And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.
but you won’t be wearing any pants so it’s not as bad
Sister is asking people in family who has used her mouthwash and i dont use mouthwash but i did pour some in a ring of flour bevause i thought it would look cool. It looked ok i made a dough ball that was green and smelled like mint So yes i did use her mouthwash
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off